Half in the Bag: Godzilla: King of the Monsters and Dark Phoenix


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Published: 2 weeks ago
It's that time of year again! Time for tentpole franchises to release their latest entries that will get terrible reviews and immediately flop! Movies are magical!


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Both films were naff, the reviews should follow suit but you said they were ok. These shit stain movies make The Last Jedi look like Apocalypse Now, something that it's clearly not. It's odd you both didn't talk about the stupid JL X-Women line? That's got more coverage than the crappy film itself.

1 hour ago

Why did I just now find this wonderful channel? Subscribed

1 hour ago

I gotta say the 2019 summer movie season isn't looking too good Godzilla wasn't really all that impressive and Dark Phoenix was pretty bad but I did like Jean's interactions with the other X-Men but the ending and the villains just sucked

5 hours ago

I think Mikes new word is “bonkers”.

11 hours ago

GODZILLA, in the houuuuuse.

11 hours ago

Tim still has power over these hack shills.

15 hours ago

Honestly, I just assumed after DoFP there was one, single altered timeline. The previous trilogy either happened differently, or was completely erased. Only the elements that happened before 1973 were still valid. Of course it all ends in a depressing way with Logan.

19 hours ago

I like the completely preposterous idea that it was americans that ruined and beat the dead horse that is godzilla into monster mush. It's like the last 40 years never happened!

19 hours ago

I think part of the reason that movies need to be particularly exceptional in the theaters is down to the rising cost of ticket prices, and the immediate availability of movies through the internet. Going to the theater now almost isn't worthwhile unless it's a movie that has a decade of significance behind it.

"Only Okay" movies are reserved for Netflix, where the risk for the consumer is much lower. You don't like a Netflix movie, you turn it off. You don't a movie in the theaters, it's far more disappointing.

20 hours ago

In 30 years Star Trek will be great again.

20 hours ago

Have Max on the show he's so much fun 😂

20 hours ago

i remember that too! Apocalypse had her release the Phoenix. i was like WTFFFFFF lol

23 hours ago

Kristian

23 hours ago

0:28 jay fazes through the space time continuum

1 day ago

Trust me, they digitally touched up her hair, they do that in most movies for the main actors.

1 day ago

For those who may not know, the intro of this is making fun of the collider show "The jedi council" which is what their nerd crew parodies. You can see more info about them in "rich evans reacts to the most embarrassing podcast ever"

1 day ago

“Every Roland Emerick film has the strained parent-child relationship...”

Stargate. The closest that comes is that O’Neill’s kid killed himself.

1 day ago

We really gotta do the cheap "gender fluid" jokes, huh?

1 day ago

I actually went "YESSSSSS!" when they said Jennifer Lawrence / Mystique was killed.

1 day ago

"No one's impressed with anything" I see this a bit in the Game industry, we have a few big things to look forward to but alot of hyped up stuff comes out and is just "Okayish" and it has that similar kind of effect you see with the movies here.

Personally, I think it always comes down to the idea that marketing and developing anything for mass appeal never really results in anything truly great or something that will be truly remembered fondly beyond "Yeah I remember that thing years ago, it was pretty good I think?".

1 day ago

It's worse for gaming. The entire AAA game industry is based on like 4 hits a year. Almost everything else loses money. Check out the economics sometime, it's insane how big the hits are and how little some things sell.

1 day ago

I feel like Godzilla could be CG monster fights the whole time, Planet Earth style, and it would be great.

1 day ago

Rowan Mecke I hope that’s what they do next year with Kong Vs Godzilla, without making that mistake like they did with BMVSM

1 day ago

I was just talking to my 12 year old son the other day after watching Godzilla about how summer blockbusters used to be a BIG thing. Movie posters would get you hyped months in advance. Now summer movies might as well be late winter movies. Nothing impresses anymore. The movie was “meh” by the way. He fell asleep and I was sick of all the dark, rainy monster scenes.

1 day ago

Jay, Netflix is not free.

1 day ago

Type VCR in Google... well played RLM. Well played.

1 day ago

0:27 that editing fuck up tho

2 days ago

you guys simply saw to mutch

2 days ago

I feel like there's a difference between Phoenix and Dark Phoenix when it comes to Jean Grey.

2 days ago

Shout out early edition.

2 days ago

Please go on Cumia!! That’s how I found you guys many many many many many years ago! And I thank god every day that I did!!

2 days ago

Y’all should review Kill Bill on Half in the Bag

2 days ago