Why Some Cops Become Cops - Kyle Kinane


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Published: 1 week ago
Kyle Kinane shares a few reasons why police officers might choose that particular career path and recounts a time when a very friendly cop showed up to a party. (Contains strong language.)

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I just realized how attracted I am to Kyle. Adorbs & a hoot! I'd wife him!

7 hours ago

he bombed.

9 hours ago

Well put together set but not very funny

11 hours ago

Dude lose the hat. You're going bald. You're not a paperboy in 19th century Olde New York .

1 day ago

it's a nice hat dude

19 hours ago

He sounds like X-Pac.

1 day ago

This guy's just not funny.

1 day ago

I relate - couches are free till important life stuff happens

1 day ago

Kinane is a total master. beautiful set.

1 day ago

Few wildcards running around lmfao

2 days ago

Got designated to be the "Cop Guy" at a party in college and decided to wear my "I Shaved My Balls for This?" T-Shirt. After a few hours when the knock came
"Hey man, nice shirt pokes partner who agrees gonna need to have your guests leave. Coolest five minutes with a cop I'd ever spent. Saw him a few more times that year and each time it was the same re-intro "Hey, it's the dude with the shirt". They're humans that can legally kill you, but if you can relate or make them laugh, it could go a long way

2 days ago

“We’re not gonna be psychos tonight” 🤣🤣🤣

2 days ago

Do we have drugs? Do we have drugs!!!

2 days ago

They're seriously depraved satinists. That's why they're "cops".

2 days ago

I yawned alot

2 days ago

I like how he knows real life shit

2 days ago

does anyone know the style of that hat ?

3 days ago

Hilarious.

3 days ago

Hilarious

3 days ago

He really gives me hanibal burress vibes and i like it lol

3 days ago

Guns have an importance to the American psyche that no one else from another country understands.

3 days ago

@Rat Bat Nuff Time well owning firearms is not a privlage it's a right. A right that was put into the constitution as protection for the people againt tyrannical government, pretty much the whole reason the Revolutionary War was fought. I will agree that there are irresponsible owners however the vast majority or gun crime is from people who obtain them illegally. If you give up freedom for temporary safety you deserve neither.

2 days ago

@L J "freedom" does not mean the right to be irresponsible with your privelege to the detriment of others. This is why the second ammendment deserves to be struck out of the US constitution.

2 days ago

Yes, it's called freedom.

2 days ago

😂😂😂

3 days ago

That was some of the most unfunny "humor" I have ever been tortured by.

3 days ago

i guess ill have to be the one that mentions the awesome hat kyle is wearing. i really want that hat. hes totally bringing back the "stylish fisherman" look.

3 days ago

On time I was waiting on line for a Travis Scott concert. There a was a cop posted my the line and I asked him why he became a cop. Dude straight up told me he’s only doing this so he can retire in 20 years, live off his pension, move to Colorado and smoke weed. What a legend

3 days ago

MAKE THIS SPECIAL AVAILABLE FOR PURCHASE!

3 days ago

Um....they only let you become a cop if you have a LOW IQ.

3 days ago

His pancakes on a plane bit is one of the funniest I've ever heard

4 days ago

Damn white people's cop stories go way differently then black people's.

4 days ago

Gosh I got such a crush on this guy...ex ginger/blonde...bearded, sarcastic and funny...dream guy 😂 lmao
Don’t judge me haha

4 days ago

U guys are cool, guy died upstairs!😂🤣👏

4 days ago