Everything Wrong With Tarzan In 12 Minutes Or Less


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Published: 3 years ago
In order to mark the release of the new live-action Tarzan movie, which somehow stars Samuel L. Jackson, we went looking for sins in Disney's animated version. Guess what? Found plenty.

Next week: Western sins and animated sins... both mostly recent.

Remember, no movie is without sin! Which movie's sins should we expose next?!

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Did this dude say Beauty and the Beast is Better than Tarzan?.... Ok every sin from now on in amy movie he makes up is wrong lol

9 hours ago

actually, all the moments you deem as "racist" because of the way Tarzan is threated, is actually very important for the film's plot and message

1 day ago

4:26 inmigrating birds maybe?

1 day ago

So about this Leopard...

2 days ago

Fun fact: in the original story, Clayton is Tarzans cousin and was actually going to marry Jane.

5 days ago

I think Tarzan could go one-on-one with a big gorilla, because he's got to be in great shape growing up in the jungle, even for a human. The guy had a literal jungle gym his whole life.

1 week ago

You’re telling me a leopard wouldn’t w r e c k a human? He came of of that fight with like no scars. Heck, house cats ACCIDENTALLY make us bleed.

1 week ago

"I said he could stay, that doesn't make him my son."
"...Dad?"
I felt that. XD

1 week ago

'And you get a waterfall! And you get a waterfall!!!' 😂😂😂

1 week ago

2:53 that is the scariest thing I have ever seen😟

1 week ago

CinemaSins: What does Disney have against wild cats? Sabor, Shere Khan... Tigger. Watch Winnie The Pooh again, you'll see what i mean.
Me: I've watched Winnie The Pooh 80 million times after this and i still don't get what you mean. >:(

1 week ago

8:07 her falling down could actually be smart writing on disneys part b/c of this:




Here’s what you should do the moment you’ve encountered a gorilla:


Slowly crouch down and make yourself small.
Avert your gaze from any nearby gorilla and look away. Attempt to look disinterested.
Gradually create distance between you and the gorillas without making any sudden moves.
Those simple behaviors tell a gorilla that you’re not a threat, and that you have no interest in challenging it. If it does charge you, and it’s not a bluff (most are), turn away from it and lower yourself all the way to the ground. Go limp if it decides to examine you. Eventually it will get bored of you and move on.


No matter what, never:


Run from the gorilla.
Show your teeth.
Raise your arms and try to make yourself look bigger.
Scream and shout.
Thump your chest in return—not even as a joke.
Those actions may provoke the gorilla to defend its territory and you’ll probably get seriously hurt. Fortunately, gorilla attacks are very rare (even in zoos and sanctuaries) and most attacks are provoked or defensive in nature.

2 weeks ago

BOI GET READY TO CATCH THESE HANDS

3 weeks ago

If he says anything bad about the soundtrack being entirely Phil Collins, I’m gonna throw hands.

3 weeks ago

that was actually a nice little nod to the band Jane's Addiction at the end. nice

3 weeks ago

13 mins bitch

3 weeks ago

Okay, I forgive all transgressions for the Nothing's Shocking reference. Everyone knows Ritual de lo Habitual, but only the wisest of the wise were following them for their previous album.

4 weeks ago

That elephant hoof part made me laugh so much

4 weeks ago

I don’t care what you say, this will always be one of my favorite movies.

1 month ago

Isn't this a reverse of Pocahontas?!

1 month ago

Lol, I think those animals with the red eyes were tarsiers, not sugar gliders.

1 month ago

I sin the fact that Tarzan hadn't ever brush his teeth when he first kissed Jane.

1 month ago

112 is the emergency number of Finland

1 month ago

8:07 You would sin the movie either way

1 month ago

The piranha conversation was a play on elephants being wise. (Know it alls). But otherwise- yes😂

1 month ago

Also, what are lemurs doing in Africa? They're only native to Madagascar aren't they?

1 month ago

So was tarzan a virgin until he met Jane or was he clapping dem gorilla cheeks?

1 month ago

Leopard? It’s scientifically jaguar

1 month ago

4:40 the whater was shallow then deep when the elephants freeakdout (in the movie). Should be atleast 10 sins..
And are there gators in Kongo/ The African Continent?

1 month ago

10:38 well for one an extra sin because no human could hold back a sliver back gorilla and let’s add another sin because I had to write this because it wasn’t to obvious already apparently

1 month ago