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My mom invited a friend and her son over and he tried to steal my Xbox 360 and my dad found out and went apeshit on him till he cried and his mom said that she was sorry and that she didn’t know about this side of him but my dad didn’t believe her and kicked both of them out and I haven’t heard from them since.
The bed wetting one pisses me off. Make your kids wear pull ups if they’re sleeping at someone else’s house. No one wants to clean up their piss
Yeahhh.... Motherfuckers thay piss the bed should be legally required to wear diapers.
My aunt would constantly bug me during winter and summer vacation to see my dog. I am starting to think that letting her come over to my house to interact with my dog is REALLY unhealthy for her mental health.
Someone who ran up my internet bill
Your mom. She clogs the toilet every time she uses it
During a Christmas party at my house, this one lady brought her annoying kids (without asking), who proceeded to run around the house screaming and roughhousing, slamming doors and crap. The girl managed to drop a plate absolutely STACKED with cocktail wieners and meatballs onto the carpet then wouldn't clean it up so the mom had to do it. At one point, the boy jumped into a lazy boy that was up against a wall and spent ten minutes rocking in it so hard it was hitting the wall and taking chunks out of the drywall. For some reason my mother, who's house it was, wouldn't tell them to just leave despite all this. Those hellions were awful...
the women's circle in my church met in each others' homes. one of the women had a glass of water in her hand at all times, drinking nonstop, and making frequent bathroom trips. i was in my kitchen, preparing to bring a tray of refreshments to the living room for my guests. the thirsty woman came into my kitchen and opened the cabinet where i keep glasses. i stored my prescriptions next to my glasses, and as she took down a glass, she also picked up one of my prescriptions. "what's this for ?" she asked. we had known each other all our lives, so i answered frankly---"depression." she gave me a horrified look, and said, "you're addicted !"
Clicked becuase the pepe looks like me
I have a friend, let's call her Maria. So Maria was in my kitchen with me and my mom. My mom asks her to tidy up and Maria kicks her up her behind. My mom later said she ain't coming back
My cousins came over for a few days, I have a lot of art tools cause drawing is my hobby, these two girls(10 and 8) took markers and drew 'lipstick' on any character they saw on TV, let their little brother chew an eraser, drew all over my sketch pad, repeatedly tried to put a movie CD into my Xbox and brought out my tennis rackets to play in the middle of my room, directly in front of the TV. Those girls...
An 18-year-old boy who stays on the computer practically all day long playing on Minecraft servers, is incredibly loud, never does chores and rarely makes his own food.Yes, my younger brother is classified as a 'guest' by myself. If I could, I'd boot him out for the volume and for the lack of chores.
My ex friend raped my older sister when he was staying with us while his parent were getting a divorce
5:10 I would be PISSED if I was the bf
When my mom was pregnant with me & living with my dad in Rhode Island, my dad’s younger sister stayed with them for a while (maybe a year or so i cant remember) and she payed her rent but she was a complete slob. And when she eventually moved out, she didnt even bother cleaning her room. She left it a mess for my parents to clean up. Even today she’s still a slob. She and her husband have a 1 year old and are living in their own house now. When my mom went to visit them, the place was an absolute mess. She told me she could literally not see an inch of the floor because of everything thrown about. The thing is, their baby daughter is at that stage where she can crawl now and is putting everything in her mouth. So just leaving her house like that is really dangerous for their kid.
My roommates douchebag friend brought another guy over and they argued over politics and religion. My roommates eventually leave to get food and I'm left alone with the guy that took his cig break outside but kept arguing with the door open. He eventually went and got a cricket bat out his car and started brandishing it like he was about to swing it to the back of the of douchebags head. I decided to go to bed and lock my door.
It woukd have to be my niece. I love her to death but shed bring her trash friends.
I love the “Go on...” it like the person what like “you can’t just leave it there.”
best friend is now ex best friend. Being a bitch, not paying for anything in the house while spending money on other shit, not paying for rent or utilities, bitching at us despite living for free, taking advantage of kindness, not taking care of her responsibilities that would get her out of our house. She lasted 3 months too long.
Making your own mom pay rent ? Or even expecting that? Smh you might as well just kill urself cuz without her you wouldn’t be alive
Guess one of the very spare upsides of having literally no social life is, that this will never happen to me. So... Yay!
My worst guest ever was one of my cousins. She invited herself over and decided to stay overnight because earlier that month her dad and sister came by but she was at home at the time and didn't know about it. So she decided she had to come over. Since she is one year younger then me, my mom told me she had to go out and hang with me and i didn't really have a choice so we went for a walk and she asked me to bring her to cafe's and such places. Keep in mind i was 12 at the time, i never went out to such places and since i refused to go with her, she decided to stay where she was and refused to go home with me. I come home and left her, because the brat didn't want to go. I wish i haven't left her because i almost got a beating from my parents and they grounded me for a week. She came back to our place herself and nothing happened to her but i will never forget in how much trouble this brat got me into. Also, her mom died of cancer while she was really young and always made herself to be a victim because of it and that's how she became an annoying brat in the first place. Still hate her guts.
Really? Wake up your friend and ask where the bathroom is. Even go outside into the bushes. Shit in a fucking trash bag. Anything but shitting under your friend's basement stairs and leaving it there!
"I have no idea how long he was in there, but he left his spoon in the sink."That's the one line of a stranger's conversation you overhear when you're getting off the bus, and for the rest of day you find your mind coming back to wondering, "WTF was that all about?!"
1st story. take off your pants and your panties shit on the floor. It's time to get schwifty
That one guy may be onto somethin with that whole "aliens altered our DNA to help us evolve faster."
i laughed so hard because destiny is such a grindy game
My cousin had a boyfriend just like that destiny one but he thought birds weren’t real
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