Flying to Anaheim on 2 hours of sleep


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Published: 6 months ago
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The one thing I learned from this trip to Anaheim was how much of a monopoly Jojo Siwa has on glitter clothing. If there was a small child anywhere in vidcon, she had her hair in a bow and was wearing the sparkliest jacket you could imagine (all from Jojo Siwa's line of loud clothing, of course). I mean, good for her, but isn't it terrifying that there are currently 44 million of her bows out in the wild at the moment? That's insane. She can literally create an army of 5 year olds in glitter uniform. What can I say; the end is near my dudes.

I mean, I have nothing against the kid; she can keep doing what she's doing. What she has to stop doing though is pretending to be some sick hybrid of Elton John and Freddie Mercury during her live performances:

- No.
- Never.
- Stop it.
- It smells bad.

I'm sorry Jojo, but you are not, have never, and never will be either of those singers. Thanks for coming to my TED talk.

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Jamila Cabello


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She’s not actually in the US for vidcon, she’s in the US for the Area 51 raid

6 months ago

Wait but its the 15 october

3 months ago

Update: it’s tomorrow

4 months ago

@Jade M. It's the 21st ;-;

4 months ago

Tsumugi_aro oh no

4 months ago

@Xochitl Valdez
Lmao I was joking back, my dude.

4 months ago

Aritza just sponsor her already

1 day ago

John cena had a banana

1 day ago

joana really has a brazilian middle name i'm--

3 days ago

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1 week ago

For any of you wondering at the end it said 'suck my left toe horizontally from the ceiling'

1 week ago

The description of this video is the best thing I’ve ever read😂😂😂😂

1 week ago

I freaking love you and your avocado tortillia

1 week ago

F <3

1 week ago

I read the title as "Flying on Abraham to 2 hours of sleep".

1 week ago

Bindblllooowwiinngg🤯:Joana is Laaaaatinaaa 🤯💕(😅😂)

2 weeks ago

My cousin Asked for a Avocado For christmas .. She got one

2 weeks ago

12:40 yw

2 weeks ago

1:58 ummmmmm

2 weeks ago

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2 weeks ago

Is anybody else from Australia increasingly confused when people go to Target for food or is that just me?

2 weeks ago

I'm from America and that confuses me

2 weeks ago

Welcome to California, which is mostly compromised of LA and Death Valley.

2 weeks ago

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2 weeks ago

Finally, someone acknowledged the miracle that would occur if we could sacrifice lil pump and bring Freddie back.

3 weeks ago

8:37 omg i died in this clip

3 weeks ago

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3 weeks ago

if you look at it from a angle it looks like Justin beiber

3 weeks ago

Did anyone else get scared when your luggage is the only one that came and your parents luggage was deported to New York instead of Calgary? Cuz same (this happened in 2017)

3 weeks ago

As an Australian I wondered why Target was selling avacadoes.

3 weeks ago

Joana’s face when she ate the quesadilla with the guacamole was the cutest thing ever

4 weeks ago

Love that

1 month ago

I use I movie

1 month ago

I see slot of people posting random words and get bunch of like so imma try it


Avocado

1 month ago

Brain fart??😂😂

1 month ago

Anaheim land of big rooms and smaller avocados

1 month ago

Target is my heaven

1 month ago