Flying to Anaheim on 2 hours of sleep


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Published: 2 months ago
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The one thing I learned from this trip to Anaheim was how much of a monopoly Jojo Siwa has on glitter clothing. If there was a small child anywhere in vidcon, she had her hair in a bow and was wearing the sparkliest jacket you could imagine (all from Jojo Siwa's line of loud clothing, of course). I mean, good for her, but isn't it terrifying that there are currently 44 million of her bows out in the wild at the moment? That's insane. She can literally create an army of 5 year olds in glitter uniform. What can I say; the end is near my dudes.

I mean, I have nothing against the kid; she can keep doing what she's doing. What she has to stop doing though is pretending to be some sick hybrid of Elton John and Freddie Mercury during her live performances:

- No.
- Never.
- Stop it.
- It smells bad.

I'm sorry Jojo, but you are not, have never, and never will be either of those singers. Thanks for coming to my TED talk.

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Jamila Cabello


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She’s not actually in the US for vidcon, she’s in the US for the Area 51 raid

2 months ago

@Jade M. It's the 21st ;-;

1 week ago

Tsumugi_aro oh no

2 weeks ago

@Xochitl Valdez
Lmao I was joking back, my dude.

3 weeks ago

@Di Barr its a joke. CHILL.

3 weeks ago

I took 10 minutes trying to pause the video at the right time on my phone to be flashed text by John cena that says suck my left toe horizontally from the ceiling

1 hour ago

I feel that the phrase: “It’s from Aritzia!” should be copyrighted and trademarked.

3 hours ago

Let’s exchange Freddie Mercury for Lil Pump!!!!!

20 hours ago

Anaheim is a city inside LA so you weren’t wrong 😅😂 also I live in la and I wanted to see you

1 day ago

Your TED talk was legitness

1 day ago

that isa tv like burh

2 days ago

whats the song at the start

2 days ago

i just got the mini microphone for $4 and i am QUAKING

2 days ago

No one:
Not a soul:
absolutely nobody:
joana: ItS fRoM aRiTzIa!!

2 days ago

"suck my left toe horizontally from the ceiling" at the end

3 days ago

Gib me dis marimba music

3 days ago

12:09 lmao 😂😂😂😂😂

3 days ago

3 hr, 45 mins all the way to Bulgaria... ;-; i’m still in bulgaria😂 I go home 2morrow

3 days ago

11:50 kicks the camera and wonders why it is falling over

4 days ago

12:41

4 days ago

Did it say her name was “joanacompas”

5 days ago

No one:
Absolutely no one:
Nor even Area 51 aliens:
Joan Crawford: orders a salad in a steakhouse

1 week ago

7:25 that's what my dad said when i was born.

1 week ago

IMO, the best timestamps in the video are:
12:11 for the best "It'S fROm AriTZIa" in the whole video
1:42 " We walked in ready to RuMBlE!!!" lolol

1 week ago

lol me seeing if u can see Disneyland from the plane

1 week ago

the broccoli has the same texture and consistency as A LOAF OF PAPER

1 week ago

1:08 I heard her say it all and I thought she saw me or something bc I wasn’t watching I was listening while walking and got scared lol

1 week ago

I WAS JUST ASSAULTED

1 week ago

I got a narrative due first thing at the beginning of my class but Joana is a valid excuse

1 week ago

First

1 week ago

Omg joana ceddias name goes with jc caylen

1 week ago

Joanna is the only person who would go to a steak hose to order a ceaser salad
Like
What?

2 weeks ago

Can Artizia plz sponsor her already

2 weeks ago

suck my left toe horizontally from the ceiling

2 weeks ago