Apple Picking Is Only Romantic for White People - Cristela Alonzo


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Published: 5 months ago
Cristela Alonzo explains why she isn’t into apple picking and suggests that rappers boast about buying more practical, everyday things.

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dat laying on the floor side typing hit hard

1 day ago

Go to hell, racist

2 days ago

Very happy she showed up on my recommended videos. Very funny.

2 days ago

I don't get the debit card joke. Like instead of a credit card?

3 days ago

Tienes d calzado los Miguel Jordan made in Peru.

5 days ago

My parents scolded me so often about them damn apples. "You're great grandparents did not pick apples from Mexico to Wisconsin so you could lay around and play video games!"

6 days ago

She is funny

1 week ago

She's so funny its hot ;)

1 week ago

She is hilarious!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

2 weeks ago

She's so funny

2 weeks ago

let me ask u something,
i'm white, if i would marry this comedian, would it be interracial ?
if no, then wtf is she on about...

3 weeks ago

Lots of anti white racist "comedy" out there.

1 month ago

I’m tempted to get my nails done there.
That place sounds fun.😁

1 month ago

The yell voice is so annoying

1 month ago

I freaking love this woman

1 month ago

i want those jordans

1 month ago

Her name is cristela and she has to clarify she's Latina, cállate cristela jajaja

1 month ago

Hm, she isn't funny.

2 months ago

She got a nice fat ass eh?

2 months ago

I definitly do not understand American culture... What can be  »romantic » about picking apples ? And also, the definition of « white » is weird... to me this woman is white. By the way « latin » is a culture which refer to romance speaking countries, it is not a race

2 months ago

She has good material but it just feels incomplete. Idk.

2 months ago

Lost it @ "it's complicated" LMAO!!!!

2 months ago

material is platinum. delivery is a mission.

2 months ago

Cant help just staring at her shoes

2 months ago

She's so funny! She's like a female Gabriel Iglesias.

2 months ago

She's hilarious! XD

2 months ago

She would be better without the ignorant flesh tone references.

2 months ago

fat, envious woman, who has never performed physical labor, derides others because of her own perceived inferiority. reaally pathetic

2 months ago

You know guys have song for women too. Lol secretly gettin all sappy to Celine Dion and John Legend. Pulling out those Duluth manly tissues.

2 months ago

I thought I was the only one who did the "our song" drama 😒

2 months ago