Apple Picking Is Only Romantic for White People - Cristela Alonzo


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Published: 1 week ago
Cristela Alonzo explains why she isn’t into apple picking and suggests that rappers boast about buying more practical, everyday things.

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was this supposed to be funny?

16 hours ago

You dont listen to rap music obviously

17 hours ago

I did the same thing where this white guy asked if I was Thai and I said yes (I'm Filipino). Then he started telling me words he knew in Thai and I panicked and blurted out, "I was born here!!!!" and ran away.

22 hours ago

my aunt showed me pictures of my father’s family when they were young. the cabbies in New York had a tradition where a bunch of them and their families drove out to nearby orchards and filled their trunks with apples

22 hours ago

Tryhard

1 day ago

Her face reminds me of my cousin lmfao

1 day ago

The Apple picking tho 🍎

1 day ago

her delivery reminds me of gabriel inglesias

2 days ago

2:50;
Someone summoned the crowd to wake up!
#imoutty

....however;
Those knowledgeable on the benefits of 'the apple' would rather pick them than buy them.....in America ( depending on https://www.ewg.org/agmag/2019/07/curbing-polluting-farm-runoff-key-fighting-epidemic-toxic-algae-blooms)

2 days ago

Bitch has never picked a apple in her life

2 days ago

Welp. I feel attacked. 3:15

3 days ago

Oh race.. how original

3 days ago

That last bit though 😂😂

3 days ago

Love her, I wish she got a second season for her TV show it was my family’s favorite thing to watch together.

3 days ago

Wat Show??

2 days ago

2am and trying not to laugh too loudly so that I don't wake up my family...🤭 I might have failed 😂

3 days ago

I gave this a shot. I didn't laugh once.

3 days ago

She’s not funny at all. Painful to watch.

4 days ago

Talking about not wanting to do any work, and then gets winded after laying down? No wonder why you're a comedian. Lol

5 days ago

Is it bad that I’ve always liked breakup songs and mocked love songs. Like I already have a breakup song in mind when I am on the first date Hehehe probably a little nihilistic but I’m a realist hehe.

5 days ago

We got lateenas

5 days ago

mexicans are white lool

5 days ago

Pick some apples😂😂

6 days ago

When will she be funny?

1 week ago

S T O P. R A P E I N G. B A B I E S
Its just eating for the rest of us// //comm, it's a good ideal/its actually a mutual fund // it'll be ...nice// // haa/ they might

1 week ago

Is it ok to talk like someone from another race?

1 week ago

White boy here and I just wanna say apple picking sounds boring AF, but I'm not all that romantic and shit anyway...

1 week ago

Boring.

1 week ago

She’s Hilarious 😆😂😆

1 week ago

🚮

1 week ago

I was dating this guy and at the time I as obsessed with Boston by Augustana and he goes “is that our song? Does it remind you of me?” I’m like “no 😐” we had only been dating for like a week. Calm your ass down.

1 week ago