Come with me to a swim meet


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Published: 6 months ago
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Imagine you are in your kitchen. You want to get a glass of water, so you grab a cup, and open your freezer. You take out your ice tray, and dump a few pieces of ice intro your cup, but a singular piece of ice falls over the side of your cup and plugs to the floor. Since there was no one else in the kitchen, you kick the piece of ice under the freezer and get on with your life.






But what happened to that piece of ice?


You may think it melted and evaporated, but it indeed did not. That ice cube started a cult sub-freezer. Once it was able to create a portal to another dimension, it found more of its kind and is currently planning an attack. But don’t tell them I told you.

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With love,

Jeorge Clooney


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For other curious American swimmers: her 200 free was a 2:01 converted and the 100 was a 56 converted :)

4 months ago

Michelle Ko no that’s not what I meant at all! I meant it like those are really good times, especially for not training year round (being on club) she’s got real talent!

1 day ago

Marcela Sangasy just because you’re faster doesn’t mean you have to put others down :)

1 day ago

That’s actually hella good

1 week ago

lalalauren wth does that mean

1 week ago

Lmao... someone actually said her times aren't that fast. Umm yeah, they are! For anyone doubting that her times are pretty fast and the ones saying they have faster times (if you really do) and are younger than her, once you get her she and size you'll probably quickly learn why the times are so fast for younger swimmers. You will slow down some as you get bigger and heavier. Around the age of 11-14 estrogen and testosterone are also getting major boosts and level off as you get older. So all you young swimmers with really good times, you're gonna REALLY have to work to keep them as you get older.

1 week ago

Joana: “come with me to the swim meet”

Me: no

watches the entire video

52 minutes ago

Swim team gang

1 hour ago

All that circle swimming!!

3 hours ago

Who is here in September 2019?

5 hours ago

i love how she published this on my birthday

5 hours ago

check out my youtube channel

6 hours ago

This wa filmed on my bday

12 hours ago

Wait why did Joana do an extra lap

15 hours ago

👍 🏊‍♂️

1 day ago

I love your spicy crocks and I want them

1 day ago

If you are 108 f or higher than you are pretty much dead

1 day ago

do another one

1 day ago

Pleaseeeeee make more swimming vidsssssss

1 day ago

I’m literally subbing cuz of the fact that u swim and I can relate so much

1 day ago

Omg I relate soo much with the race swim costumes, why can’t they be easy to put on??? 😫

1 day ago

I am the cytoplasm of the cell

1 day ago

I do nervous pooping as well,AND I HATE IT!

1 day ago

Your expansive vocabulary and fiery love for carbs make you quite loveable. haha Subscribed!

1 day ago

Ooh I just noticed that it’s says March 4th my birthday

2 days ago

i had a swim meet yesterday and it was hardddd

2 days ago

I see that jolyn... :P

2 days ago

Hi

2 days ago

I want a avocado tortilla

2 days ago

Who gave Joana a bow and arrow?

2 days ago

Homegirl was watching Daredevil

2 days ago

Coach: "You were faster in practice, what happened?" And I was like shiiieeet

2 days ago

*covers package* then proceeds to say “ don’t demonetize me”
*then proceeds to shove the same package as close to the camera as possible*

2 days ago

Am I the only one who realized that she waxed her legs with no pain 🤨🤨🧐

3 days ago

haha when you said breast-stroke looks like a frog, in Vietnamese it's called "frog swimming" (if you translate it to English literally)

3 days ago