Come with me to a swim meet


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Published: 10 months ago
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Imagine you are in your kitchen. You want to get a glass of water, so you grab a cup, and open your freezer. You take out your ice tray, and dump a few pieces of ice intro your cup, but a singular piece of ice falls over the side of your cup and plugs to the floor. Since there was no one else in the kitchen, you kick the piece of ice under the freezer and get on with your life.






But what happened to that piece of ice?


You may think it melted and evaporated, but it indeed did not. That ice cube started a cult sub-freezer. Once it was able to create a portal to another dimension, it found more of its kind and is currently planning an attack. But don’t tell them I told you.

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Current sub count: 1, 947, 158

With love,

Jeorge Clooney


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For other curious American swimmers: her 200 free was a 2:01 converted and the 100 was a 56 converted :)

8 months ago

Too Klean how old are u

2 days ago

I go a 46 in the 100 and a 1:43 in the 200

2 days ago

I JUST GOT A 56 TODAY IN 100 freewe

1 week ago

lalalauren I have no idea what the heck that means

1 week ago

I go a 1:45 in my 200 free :I

2 weeks ago

There is an Italian restaurant by us and the guy who owns it wears them chili pepper Crocs almost every time we go there

3 hours ago

i said "the mitochondria is not the powerhouse of the cell, i am " to a teacher wearing a cell shirt and she started bust laughing looked at her shirt and continued to laugh

10 hours ago

i didn't know you lived in ontario. toronto? Burlington?

16 hours ago

she kinds sounds like Velma from scooby doo

16 hours ago

Just by watching this video I got nervous

20 hours ago

I am 12 and I swim a 1:01 100 free

1 day ago

No te entendí ni mergas, no se inglés :v

1 day ago

watching this vid made me miss swim meets HAHA

1 day ago

I live in Ontario

1 day ago

Didn’t she have 2 mil subs just yesterday?!!?

1 day ago

Hello fellow swimmer here!!
I’m also doing the 200 and 100 and I’m doing the 400 relay and 200 relay and I can relate so much with this!

1 day ago

4:06 "it's not a joke" honestlyyyyy it feels like you are putting on a corset

1 day ago

You wanna know what’s also not fun skiing for five hours ending at 10 pm and then waking up and doing like a 1500 out of the whole swim practice then waking up next morning the having a swim meet 😢

1 day ago

whenever someone says 200 free i get chills.

2 days ago

you look skinny then when you raise your arms ur BUFF

2 days ago

"Too long to sprint and too long to pace yourself". YES THAT'S WHY I HATE THAT EVENT

3 days ago

Erin had severe hyperthermia. Within a day, she dropped and had hypothermia. If she had been sleepy during the meet, she had reached max severity and could have died if she decided to sleep. She's amazing.

3 days ago

Joana: " It tasted like ear wax, and don't ask me how I know that "


Me: " Don't worry, I know how it tastes too... "

4 days ago

Ok where did you get your bedding????

4 days ago

I'm swimming the 100 fly and then 200 IM tomorrow, send prayers 🙏🙏

5 days ago

I love swimming but man is it hell 😂 I haven’t swam in a year cause I graduated and watching this makes me realize how much I miss it and also brought back all my premeet stress 😂

6 days ago

Ik dacht echt de next Nederlandse Meme gevonden te hebben. De thumbnail, de Nederlandse titel. Dit wordt wat. Maar helaas.

1 week ago

oh my god I thought I was the only one who nervously pooped

1 week ago

As a swimmer ( and not a particularly good one ) I know the struggles of these events and you did great

My coach makes me do a 500

1 week ago

Joanna: So I’d like to rant about-

Me as a Swimmer: Y E S

1 week ago

why a titol is in italian? ma porco diii ma non sai mettere un titolo in inglese e parlare in quel modooo

1 week ago

sorry i am a swimmer to and i just had a swim meet and it was prelims and finals the people that made it to finals on our swim team went to lunch and we all thought we were going to throw up at finals and i was a alternate for 2 free and swam the 2 im .

1 week ago

Your butterflyer ain't that good

1 week ago

I have a swim tomorrow and I'm nervous 😫

1 week ago