Julian McCullough - Once Abducted, Twice Shy - This Is Not Happening


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Published: 3 months ago
After coming home late from school, Julian McCullough lies to his parents and tells them he was almost kidnapped. (Contains strong language.)

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Now hosted by Roy Wood Jr., This Is Not Happening features long-form storytelling from stand-up comedians, musicians and more. These outrageous stories show why real-life experiences always make the best material.

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3 weeks ago

That woman's laughter is why seals are clubbed! Fuck me! That's annoying.

23 hours ago

God, that woman's laugh is so fucking annoying!

23 hours ago

The political jabs are weak and played out. We get it you're part of the mob. Such a sackless move.

1 day ago

At least Trump supporters are cowards. F**** pansy

1 day ago

It was funny but I guess it's just okay to bash on conservatives and Republicans but if a liberal gets bashed on people start protests

3 days ago

stupid

4 days ago

Rofl how ironic
"Uninformed"
Epitome of ironic ignorance, thank you for that damn.

4 days ago

if you're going to be a liberal douche at least be a funny liberal douche... better yet maybe stop thinking people with opinions different than yours are inherently wrong (BTW - I'm liberal... but I'm not an asshole to people simply because they aren't)

6 days ago

You could almost feel the forced laughter. That room must have been so tense waiting for him to get off stage.

1 week ago

He’s the funniest comic I’ve seen n this show besides Jessa

1 week ago

All but the anti Trump stuff was great.

1 week ago

The Trump jokes were so out of place, it almost felt like he was purposely going for low-hanging fruit for free laughs. If so, that would be a bit sleazy. Other than that, the rest of his set was decently funny.

1 week ago

That was one of the shittiest punchlines ever.

1 week ago

My christ, i stop watching half way through because that lady sounded like a fucking dying animal

1 week ago

Dude I don’t care how you think politically but keep it out of your fucking comedy show

1 week ago

The trump joke 😂

1 week ago

Omg that girls laugh in the back is ruining this.

1 week ago

11:06 That was a cool moment. He baited everyone into thinking it and having someone verbally say it made everything feel interactive. And she said nothing else... Imagine the restraint it takes for a loud person to speak up once and simmer down for the rest of the show. Usually with a taste of blood, they keep going. Guess a crowd doesn't have to be quiet to be a good crowd.

1 week ago

My favorite part was the jab at people who want immigration regulation while he tells a story about getting kidnapped by a Mexican.
Comedy gold.

1 week ago

I can hear Esther Ku laughing

1 week ago

That chicks laugh ruined it

2 weeks ago

💦🦋This explains more about the butterfly tattoo...

2 weeks ago

Going to school in a childrens tv show neighborhood..

2 weeks ago

he looks like a fish

2 weeks ago

following that leftist comedic dogma.

2 weeks ago

dick.

2 weeks ago

I knew when I heard his friend ripped the boys shirt and he didn’t wanna help that this boy was colored/Latino/melanated.

2 weeks ago

It was good till he got political. Political stuff isn’t funny

2 weeks ago

Millennialls...so whiny.

2 weeks ago

5/10

3 weeks ago