Julian McCullough - Once Abducted, Twice Shy - This Is Not Happening


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Published: 2 weeks ago
After coming home late from school, Julian McCullough lies to his parents and tells them he was almost kidnapped. (Contains strong language.)

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Check out Julian’s new podcast “Your 2 Dads,” hosted with Sean O’Connor: https://apple.co/2EZcgfr

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Now hosted by Roy Wood Jr., This Is Not Happening features long-form storytelling from stand-up comedians, musicians and more. These outrageous stories show why real-life experiences always make the best material.

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Check out Julian’s new podcast “Your 2 Dads,” hosted with Sean O’Connor: https://apple.co/2EZcgfr

2 weeks ago

Trump 20/20 this is Mega country!

1 day ago

The one woman’s laugh

46 minutes ago

Thats either the fakest or worst laugh in existence. Legitimately hurt the show.

13 hours ago

He was funny until he went political.

14 hours ago

As a 2019 American do not roast our president let it be said by future comics about his mistakes.

15 hours ago

Trump hate isn’t even funny or comedy, a good comedian will roast our president in near years future to come this was bullshit and kudos to the audience not speaking up and letting this dude have his time.

15 hours ago

Dude is hilarious!!!

17 hours ago

He reverted to trump bashing every time a joke didn't take lmao

19 hours ago

Spongebob laugh 😂

19 hours ago

Points at someone in the front row: "You're maad! 😬mmm"

1 day ago

He's not funny with the anti Trump shit.

1 day ago

Bruh that bitch laughs sooo loud and annoyingly 😂😂

1 day ago

Why do you ruin the the joke before you play it...

1 day ago

great minus the cheap trump shit

1 day ago

we get it u dont like trump 🙄 VERY ORIGINAL

1 day ago

11:08 The people in the audience don't get enough credit.

1 day ago

When he fails to make the audience laugh he just throws in a trump joke lol what a joke, not even satire

1 day ago

The trump shit is so over played man, I would have actually enjoyed this set if you didn’t take the easy way out. Work on making your story flow instead of interrupting it with cheap pot shots that are honestly just cringy at this point.

2 days ago

He was good untill he went full retard by saying trump supports are misinformed. It's actually the dems who can't come with facts. Can never back up their argument when it comes too anything trump. Also no collusion lol

2 days ago

If uninformed people make up Trump’s supporters, you mean to tell me that all Democratic voters are informed? Yeah, I call BS.

2 days ago

My mom also has called my bluff for shit and been like "Let's go find em"

2 days ago

Trump joke wasn’t funny.

2 days ago

He probably got molested.

2 days ago

Funny other than the trump jokes. His career is over in 3 years.

2 days ago

When I was a kid I was walking home from school (3rd grade) and some guy tried to kidnap me.

2 days ago

I didn't hear that whack laugh until i read the comments and now this is ruined

2 days ago

dude the girl in the background jeez

2 days ago

Didn’t understand what everyone was saying about the girl’s laugh and slowly I started hearing it and wow it’s the worst.

3 days ago

Great...more unoriginal, unnecessary and unfunny digs at Trump and his supporters.

3 days ago

I literally just realized half of the audience has too watch his back during the show because it’s a pole dancer stage. wtf.

3 days ago