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Why I am 2 breaths away from shaving my head: an essay

Intro: I am going to shave my head because I hate my hair, my hair sucks, and I am exasperated with my hair
Point 1: I hate my hair
Point 2: My hair sucks
Point 3: I am exasperated with my hair
Conclusion: Therefore I want a bald head

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WTF was THAT?! 18.5 minutes of some princess nattering on at high speed (mercifully) about mostly what she had to eat that day and what she wore, and finally ONE MINUTE devoted to the really important AWARD thing. Maybe it's one of those anti-humor irony things, but that was WAY too much buildup for one obscure joke which I doubt the majority of subscribers could even get (judging by the comments). The fact that she has over 2 million subscribers is surely a sign of the END TIMES or at least a huge clue as to why Trump got elected President. :-0

1 week ago

+Gene Pozniak i stan jungkook

23 hours ago

r/wooooooooooooosh

1 day ago

neeeeelllee hello

2 days ago

I agree with you gene. These kids these days are always glued to their shitty cellphones and have the attention span of ants. Look at how they're all coming at you so hostile cause you spoke the truth. It's like walking thru a daycare and having a bunch of kids swinging toy swords into your shins over and over. They'll grow out of their reddit/tumblr phase real soon. I'm sure their parents will be thankful for that.

2 days ago

You have been baptized by John Cena with her like. Your hate comment is now irrelevant.

2 days ago

Therefore, she wants a bald head?

1 hour ago

the roslyn song has been a big part of my life. I am so glad it is as impactful for you as it is for me

1 hour ago

Joana drives to new york
Me: how in the world did you...
Also me: oh she Canadian

4 hours ago

Joana please react to the video “We Are Going” by NASA!!! It is SO cool and gave me literal goosebumps!

5 hours ago

Okay wheeze someone made a heart meme of you

6 hours ago

DID ANY OTHER PEOPLE SCOPE THAT PANIC! ALBUM!!!! DOAB YESSSS

7 hours ago

firebringer.....as in starkid’s firebringer??? no way!!!

7 hours ago

You're mother is so wholesome and beautiful. As the youth say "she's a skinny legend".

8 hours ago

I absolutely love Joana’s jokes and her photo😂😂😂😂

9 hours ago

i’ve been watching all your videos and it’s like 1 am

9 hours ago

RAVENOUS

10 hours ago

Plays or musicals?

10 hours ago

“My mother, she was more of a Turtle.”

Love Joana and her parents they are all just so cute!

11 hours ago

omg i love bon iver && rosyln 💞

11 hours ago

Post plz

11 hours ago

anyone else hear ode to joy playing in the back? Is that even ode to joy? 😭

12 hours ago

Floods**
Joanna: ItS JusT wATer

12 hours ago

Wait I’m sorry you use iMovie to edit????

Well apparently iMovie is better than I thought

12 hours ago

Beep bop

13 hours ago

Oops, I'm in my life. Jk, I'm in a void trapped w/ nothing but darkness and depression.

13 hours ago

When she showed it was 7:59 I looked at my clock and it is was 7:59 Im calling shane dawson

14 hours ago

2:45 Thats what she said............

14 hours ago

oops, she was in new york :)

15 hours ago

ok when she mentioned EATALY I lost it because I LOVE THAT PLACE WITH MY WHOLE HEART. Also there gelato is a bomb as James Charles' video denying his accusations. that was weird but that marketplace / restaurant is actually the best thing that has ever happened to me. FAX

15 hours ago

Joana, you should be proud of me. I have an avocado shirt and it has become my life!!!!

16 hours ago

Joanna: Today I woke up at 8:45 (15:41)

Joanna's phone: 8:54

16 hours ago

omg so me with the plays thing cuz firebringer is something i can only watch in one sitting and not get bored or annoyed skskskskskksk

17 hours ago

I love how she is doing chemistry

17 hours ago

Yesterday was Jojo Siwa's birthday

17 hours ago