What Would Joe Rogan Do in the Apocalypse?


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Published: 6 months ago
Taken from Joe Rogan Experience #1287 w/Rich Benoit:
http://youtubesmov.com/mov/M9KH7DYWfAq/vid.html?


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Realize he's a midget and call Hollywood. He can hunt and backkick too. The fact he admits it's hard helps.

2 hours ago

I live north in the Bay Area (from the Midwest) and 99% of CA is dead in 1 week. People are ignorant and helpless. I teach basic wilderness survival. I'm by no means an expert but I'm prepared and know what to do.

9 hours ago

I would bring marijuana for trade! Because if it was an apocalyptic situation nobody is going to need money. But trading is going to be a big deal! So bringing a bunch of marijuana with you would be a great way to barter.

18 hours ago

Canned items, manual can openers, flashlights and hella batteries, guns, knives, walkie talkies, thick clothing, tarps, wood, tools, a camper or trailer, so many things to consider in a situation like that. Location... Maybe close to a lake or ocean. How long you last becomes the ultimate wonder in the world.

1 day ago

Joe at 1:28 I’ve got an apocalypse mobile. Evil laugh follows

1 day ago

9v battery and steel wool to make a fire, takes two seconds

1 day ago

would you take the Tesla. STFU

1 day ago

Electric would definitely be the way to go in a survival situation.

1 day ago

This dude is annoying.

1 day ago

A Tesla might work somewhat, if you had some kind of solar panels attached. Entire solar panel roof and hood.

2 days ago

He would eat a Vietnamese person.

3 days ago

A nuke power plant? Shouldnt do much damage.

3 days ago

Joe's gonna be putting his finger in alot of asses.

3 days ago

Land Cruiser would for sure be my vehicle of choice.

3 days ago

Southern California? Die.

3 days ago

Easy!!! But I've been living off of deer, elk, bear, fish ,moose! For 20 years .firewood for heat, and load my own shells.

4 days ago

Joe would smoke DMT, duuhhh.

4 days ago

one small problem there would be 50 million people doing the exact same things the roads would be chaos and everybody would be armed to the teeth if access out of the state was restricted there would be panic and the largest gun fight in american history

4 days ago

People would seriously grab a Tesla vs gas!!!!! During an apocalypse there would be no electricity and you’d have to charge your car with a generator that takes gas!!!! Natural selection is a real thing 😂😂😂😂 see you tree huggers on the other side!!!!

5 days ago

Rob Diaz and there is plenty of gas not like it’s just gonna run out in a lifetime especially in a apocalypse 😂 you liberals are retarted I swear

1 day ago

Rob Diaz you are seriously retarted idk about you or anyone else with a Tesla but there’s a gas station on every corner that you could get unlimited gas out of with some easy mechanical work. But unless you’re a rocket scientist who knows how to wire a solar field to charge your car even if you can there aren’t that many solar fields so your telling me it’s more convenient to track down a solar field in a disaster vs a gas station on every corner you are definitely retarted

1 day ago

Have you heard of solar panels? You can make electricity to charge your batteries in a variety of different ways. How are you going to make gas? Not to mention an electric vehicle would be easier to maintain since you have about half or maybe even less parts than a regular gas powered vehicle. Your dumbass would probably be the first to die in a survival situation.

1 day ago

IMO an apocalypse-mobile should be powered by an old oversized diesel, the kind capable of running on pretty much anything oily, low rev, plenty of torque, and doesn't need an electrical.system (other than for starting, lights, etc)

5 days ago

Actual answer.
Michigan.
No matter where you are, you're 85 miles from fresh water. Largest bodies of fresh water in the world. More deer than people. Detroit is basically free real estate.

5 days ago

All black people 2:57 😂😂💯

6 days ago

F the fire starting bow. F the flint. Buy a big 60 pack of butane lighters.

6 days ago

I would stay put because I live up in the woods already so I’m gonna be fine but if you’re bugging out definitely bring the weed, beer, and liquor with you. Like pack all you have up. It’s great for trading, antiseptic, pain killer, and fire starter fuel.

6 days ago

I too live in the woods, have water filtration and a Gun. I'm just going full Cannibal right off the bat.

6 days ago

I already live in the woods so don't have to drive, water filtration is the most important thing.

6 days ago

Forgot fishing gear. Easier to find fish then animals.

6 days ago

I agree. Fishing is also something you can do even if you're mildly injured, like a twisted ankle or a pulled muscle. Plus it's quiet and you're not spending tons of calories moving around. Time could become a problem though, if you're not familiar with the fishing spots of the area you could be in for a long wait.

4 days ago

Lol that black dude is funny af. He said like all the wrong things you shouldn’t do. He said Tesla and weed😂😂😂.

6 days ago

I like Joe; but as a prepper guy, his survival plans seem a little like wishful thinking. When you drive to "the woods" you are almost instantly going to run into a lot of people with the same idea. When people left hurricanes fuel was running out every where, where are you going to get this huge tank of gas? If you get it in advance you can't keep it forever; you have to add stabilizer agents to store it, and that only lasts so long. In the process of leaving urban centers you could be confronted by people who don't want mass amounts of people rolling through their community, because that wave of people normally starts stealing and tearing things up. So what do you do when you just burnt a bunch of your fuel and you run into a hundred people with guns saying turn around?

6 days ago

There will be animals everywhere if the apocalypse happens , cats ,dogs everywhere lol

6 days ago