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Hi baked potato enthusiast here I swear to god if I see this man, it is on fucking sight, bitch ass poking holes in the potatoes you dont fucking do that I was taught by an ACTUAL chef how to make them I will fucking fight him, I swear to the holy lord of saran wrap and morton salt that I will fucking make a dish out of this man and serve him to his shitty bible warrior wife and family. On fucking sight. On fucking sight. On. Fucking sight!Let me tell you how you make actual baked potatoes, AND HERE ILL TEACH YOU THE SHITTIEST, QUICKEST METHOD I KNOW IT'LL STILL BE BETTER, listen, you get a fucking potato, wash it like a normal human, DONT FUCKING POKE IT, you get a square of clear saran wrap and ROLL the potato in salt, you fucking wrap the potato all sides in the saran wrap, pop the bitch in the microwave for 6 minutes, got a shitty microwave? Ok, try 7 or 8, when the timer runs out DONT FUCKING TAKE IT OUT LET IT COOL DOWN IN THE MICROWAVE FOR ANOTHER FOUR MINUTES. Bam you have a potato. Open it, split it, dress it like a fucking barbie however you want its good as fuck, go on, try it, its better than this shit! Swear to god I will fight this man. On fucking sight.
This guy is the physical representation of when Gordon Ramsay says "You don't put pineapple on pizza you puppet."
2 pounds of that cheese (for what I could find) provide 3500kcal.And that’s just a part of the recipe.Damn woman, daaaaamn
I mean, a small amount of butter for the tortilla to cook on (e.g. grilled cheese). But I would expect him to actually put bars of butter inside of it. I prefer a small dab of it over using oil.
Here's 3.5 pounds of cheese and some dirt from my fake nails. Enjoy!
This man is not gonna get E.Coli. mans about to get F.Coli.
7:10 IT LOOKS GROWS SAYS THE FUCKER ARE YOU SURE THAT'S NOT EVEN TOP 100 GROSSEST SHIT YOU´VE MADE
That awkward moment when you put your washer and dryer in the kitchen so it looks like you have multiple stoves.. wait who the fuck keeps their washer and dryer machines in the kitchen? Why would you need multiple stoves? WHY DOES HE USE SO MUCH MAYONNAISE AND CHEESE? On a serious note, after watching these two cooking with jack episodes I don't think I can ever eat mayo again.
It's time for viewer MAYO
This fella got the whole moon
3:41 no this is what we call this meal is a monstrosity.
If you listen closely you can hear his left ventricle slamming shut
Makes actual shit.‘Oh it might look like shit but all you need is some cheese it’s gonna be so good’
Make more videos of this dude
0:18 I can’t watch this apparently
My son die from your food jajajajajajjaa
I was watching Gordon Ramsay make delicious stuff and I was about to get a midnight snack but then I saw this video...
Those chips are going to be so, so soggy... who wants hot, soggy chips...
My heart fucking hurts from watching these.
Did he just marinate a chicken with fucking salsa
WHERE'S THE CHEESE SAUCE!?!?!?!?!??
Cooking with Jack is a moron. He thinks pink chicken is safe to eat.
Mia nonna si è buttata dal balcone
That cheesecake could use some mayo
To be fair I called them cheese crisps when i was like 6-10
Usually when i see food i get hungrier but this makes me actually wanna have sex with my oven on
2:41 all I see is a big mountain with a little bit of high cholesterol, clogged intestines, chest pain, and maybe some hospital time.
These fat idiots don't understand that they have a problem