I painted on a 12 hour flight

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Are the Twitter Stans gone? Yes? Ok good.

Hello my dudes. Here is a list of celebrities that look alike. It confuses the heck out of me every single time I see one or both of them.

- Matt Damon and Leonardo Dicaprio. Probably my biggest goof of all time. No one can convince me that they are not the same person. I still don’t know who plays Jason Bourne. Are they related? Do they have the same parents? I can’t tell and never have been able to tell.
- Actually, adding to the previous point, if you throw Mark Wahlburg into the mix, then it’s really over for me.
- Don’t even get me started on Liam and Chris Hemsworth ( I guess I have a pass though because they are siblings after all). Which one was married to Miley Cyrus? I still can’t tell. Also, the fact that they have the most generic white people names doesn’t help me.
- John Krasinski and Armie Hammer. Not much to say for this one except that Armie Hammer is REALLY hot.
- Bradley Cooper, Matthew Mcchonaughey and Andrew Lincoln could all be triplets from another dimension.
- Keira Knightley and Natalie Portman. How the heck did genetics make that?
- Jennifer Lawrence, Bella Hadid and Gigi Hadid. They are all the same person and you cannot tell me otherwise.
- Ok, just stick with me on this one: Lily Collins and Timothy Chalamet could be siblings. I’m probably the only person who has ever thought of this atrocity but that is not to say it does not plague me. And yes, I thought that was Timothy Chalamet in the Priscilla Presley gown at the Met Gala 2019.
- U2 and INXS have been the same band for me since I can remember.

Ok that’s it! I hope you have a nice day and enjoy the sunflowers! Tootles!

P.S. I'm pretty sure that many of you know who Claire Wineland is. I came across her documentary earlier today and I wanted to recommend it to all of you. She is an incredibly inspirational figure and the video made me ugly cry for a good 10 minutes. Here is a link: http://www.youtubesmov.com/mov/EKcUwTOtqfj/vid.html?

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The results of a spoiled child. I've seen this play out before with a different childish person.

1 week ago

If you ain’t childin you ain’t stylin ✋🤡

5 days ago


5 days ago

Charlie, you wouldn't do this. You wouldn't do this. Charlie no.

5 days ago

I'm so confused r u joking or?

5 days ago

How is she spoiled?

5 days ago

Damn i need to write down all her words and turn it into a college essay

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26 minutes ago

6:50 R.I.P. headphone users

2 hours ago

I almost cried when she destroyed it

3 hours ago

I love how you warned us about earrape 😊......

4 hours ago

Fffffffffffffh e c k

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5 hours ago

8:15 Umm excuse you Joana!!! WHERE IS CHOWDER?

5 hours ago

Ok she can draw, she can swim, she has a huge vocabulary but, BUT she can definitely NOT sing!

9 hours ago

Accept your baby even she/he look strange.

10 hours ago

Those biscuits/cookies are really popular and their called Lotus THEIR THE BEST

13 hours ago

can i buy it?

14 hours ago

okay katniss everdeen, we see you

16 hours ago

Breaking news:

My wig was found in russia

17 hours ago

my life

21 hours ago

you should try painting without scaling

21 hours ago

I want to like this stupid bitch, much like the dumb ass avengers since everyone does. But I fucking don't.

1 day ago

Of course you did you fucking Halsey ass psychopath.

1 day ago

i love how your parents seem so chill and supportive??? goals

1 day ago

gosh joana you're so chaotic ugh

1 day ago

joana help my gym teacher played pitbull yesterday

1 day ago

The part where she looked at her progress and began smashing it clearly represents most artists when we look at our work

1 day ago

omg she cursed!!! how does it feel to have your second scandal?!?!

1 day ago

try not to die in college!

1 day ago

“The Purple Q-Tip”

1 day ago

adding archery to your skill set, are you training for the hunger games?

1 day ago